Yoga Lady EMOTIONALLY STABILIZING
Crystal Ball SPIRITUALLY DELUSIONAL
To-Do List MILDLY PRODUCTIVE
Plane BLISSFULLY AVOIDANT
Mug NERVOUSLY HYDRATED
Hand Vibes VIBE ENHANCED
Magnifying Glass CHRONICALLY CURIOUS
Yoga Lady EMOTIONALLY STABILIZING
Crystal Ball SPIRITUALLY DELUSIONAL
To-Do List MILDLY PRODUCTIVE
Plane BLISSFULLY AVOIDANT
Mug NERVOUSLY HYDRATED
Hand Vibes VIBE ENHANCED
Magnifying Glass CHRONICALLY CURIOUS

The Goods

Everything was TERRIBLE...

  • We're Different

    We know everyone says that, we mean it. You don’t need your tea brand pretending to be your life coach. We’re not perfect. You’re not perfect. That’s kind of the point.

  • Wellness is Exhausting

    The wellness world got weird - somewhere between the cold plunges and $90 protein powders, it forgot that most people are just trying to get through the day.

  • Tea Needed a Rebrand

    The tea aisle hasn’t changed since the early 1900s. Terrible Tea is different. Bolder blends, better design, and branding that doesn’t talk to you like you’re at a spa in a strip mall.

When to drink TERRIBLE

  • First Thing in the AM

    Start your day with intention. Before emails, noise, or distractions-- take a quiet moment to wake up with clarity, not chaos.

  • Midday Reset

    When your focus starts to fade. Instead of pushing through with more caffeine, pause. A cup of Terrible Tea helps you refocus without the crash.

  • After a Long Day

    To help your mind slow down. Whether it’s work, stress, or just life - tea helps shift gears from alert to at ease.

  • Before Bed

    Create a wind-down ritual. Signal to your body and brain that the day is done. No screens, no scroll - just warmth, breath, and stillness.

FAQ YOU

TRBL TEA — EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Because life is hard. And sometimes, so is branding.

We’re both. And that’s the sweet spot.

Shockingly, yes. Our tea slaps.

This might change your mind. Or not. Either way, you’re valid.

We trust people who admit they don’t have it all figured out. You should too.

Ordering, Shipping & Storage

Usually 3–7 business days. Depends on how much the postal gods like us that week.

Soon. Imagine never running out of TRBL again.

We want you to be happy. Email us and we’ll make it right (within reason).

In a cool, dry place. Like your ex’s heart.

Health & Wellness Questions

We blend with purpose. It won’t fix your life, but it’ll help you cope with it.

Only if you’re violently allergic to chill.

Yes. You’ll remember what you said, and you won’t text your ex.

It’s different. Less jittery. More vibe-y.

Probably the turmeric one. But we’re not doctors, just fans of plants.

Tea Basics

Real ingredients. Actual herbs. No weird dust or mystery powders.

Some of them, yes. Some are for winding down. We label everything clearly.

‘Real’ tea comes from the Camellia sinensis plant. Herbal tea is like a botanical party with no caffeine.

Blame nature. Or steeping time. Or both.

Absolutely. We’re not here to judge.

Sourced with a Conscience

We partner with the Nepal Tea Collective to make sure our tea isn’t just good—it’s good for something. A portion of every sale goes back to the communities where our tea is grown, supporting education, jobs, and sustainable farming.

No shady supply chains. No cutting corners. Just real tea, grown by real people, and traded fairly—because doing the right thing shouldn’t be a marketing gimmick.

Learn More Here

EXTRA, EXTRA, Get ya TRBL Times hea

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