Because life is hard. And sometimes, so is branding.

We’re both. And that’s the sweet spot.

Shockingly, yes. Our tea slaps.

This might change your mind. Or not. Either way, you’re valid.

We trust people who admit they don’t have it all figured out. You should too.

Usually 3–7 business days. Depends on how much the postal gods like us that week.

Soon. Imagine never running out of TRBL again.

We want you to be happy. Email us and we’ll make it right (within reason).

In a cool, dry place. Like your ex’s heart.

We blend with purpose. It won’t fix your life, but it’ll help you cope with it.

Only if you’re violently allergic to chill.

Yes. You’ll remember what you said, and you won’t text your ex.

It’s different. Less jittery. More vibe-y.

Probably the turmeric one. But we’re not doctors, just fans of plants.

Real ingredients. Actual herbs. No weird dust or mystery powders.

Some of them, yes. Some are for winding down. We label everything clearly.

‘Real’ tea comes from the Camellia sinensis plant. Herbal tea is like a botanical party with no caffeine.

Blame nature. Or steeping time. Or both.

Absolutely. We’re not here to judge.