We all need a break.
We’re not monks. We’re not wellness influencers. We’re just regular people who got tired of being told to “optimize” everything.
We tried to keep up. We drank the smoothies. We bought the apps. We spiraled.
So we made TRBL Tea.
Not to fix your life. Not to change your vibe. Just to give you one small, decent thing to come back to. Something warm. Something grounding. Something real.
It’s not enlightenment. It’s tea. And honestly, that’s enough.
T $
Position: Founder
Hometown: Detroit, MI
Skills:
- Making Sh*T Up as I go: 98%
- Talking to Strangers: 72%
- Leadership: 60%
- Decision Making: 43%
- Looking Busy: 95%
- Staying Calm Under Pressure: 12%
Mission: To convince people that “figuring it out” is an actual strategy and somehow make it work. One questionable decision at a time.
Favorite Quote: “It's a pimple, Leroy. Avril Lavigne gets them all the time and she rocks harder than anyone alive.”
Sam
Position: Co-Founder
Hometown: Cleveland, OH
About:
- I've never worn a kilt that didn't look great on me
- I'm pretty good with a bow staff
- Micro Wrestling super-fan (s/o Nate the Gnome)
Mission: Sell Tea.
Favorite Quote: "A man without tea is like a trailer without wheels—technically still a home, but sad."
